tso. trade share outpost. the shady operation. the trans-siberian orchestra.

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DUDS	AMENITIES	DRUGS	COMFORTS
► 2 button down shirts (dirty) ► 19 t-shirts (dirty) ► 10 t-shirts (clean) ► 2 pastel dress shits (clean) ► 4 Southtown specific tourist t-shirts (I Survived the Platinum Typhoon, Southtown Cinema, Winter Beach Plunge, and The Leopard Seal is Real) ► 1 hoody ► 18 men's swimsuits (assorted) ► 11 women's swimsuits (assorted) ► 4 ties (rumpled/stained) ► 1 pair of swim trunks ► watch batteries (2 packs) ► 3 engagement rings ► 1 wetsuit and scuba gear (functional) ► 8 bras ► 1 mood ring ► 3 umbrellas ► 1 pair of bowling shoes ► 1 pair of chaps ► 2 shirts with sketchy sweat stains ► 1 corset ► 2 pairs high-heeled shoes ► 4 left shoes ► a pair of bowling shoes ► 6 pairs sunglasses ► 12 ugly Christmas sweaters ► 18 backpacks (clearly designed for children) ► 8 pairs of sweat pants ► 1 flannel nightgown ► 1 pair of diamond earrings ► 19 pairs of impractical high heels (size 8) ► 5 pairs of boxers (XXL) ► 5 multicolored watches (w/ dead batteries) ► 1 compass (points in the wrong direction) ► 1 pairs of standard black water-proof mud-waders ► 3 unopened packs of socks ► 1 hot dog outfit ► 1 manly shirt with accompanying chain ► 2 unopened packs of ladies boyshorts	► FOOD (this is [almost] always in stock, but it changes frequently; specialty foods will be listed under COMFORTS) ► 15 gallons of gas ► 1 empty gas can ► 1 oil lantern ► 1 fish & fire kit ► 8 flashlights ( no batteries ) ► 8 packs of batteries ( scavanged; some slightly used ) ► 3 large boxes of tampons ► 2 baseball bats ► 2 jars of oil ► 3 first aid kits ► 1 box of sutures ► 1/2 box of candles ► 2 compasses ► 1 tire jack ► 3 extension cords ► 15 crossbow bolts ► 17 asthma inhalers ► 1 iPod loaded with 25 versions of Never Gonna Give You Up & shitty pop and incomprehensible techno ► 4 blankets ► 2 cellphone chargers ► 4 film Reels containing B-roll science-fiction horror movies ► 4 bottles of water ► 5 desktop computers ► 2 shovels ► 1 handmade knife (sharpened glass and a hand carved handle) ► 1 machete (RESERVED) ► 1 saw ► 1 toaster ► 2 kitchen knives of varying length/sharpness ► 1 spiked bat (made by saya) ► limited supply of gauze ► 2 bottles of painkillers ► 1 pistols (ammo in chamber) (RESERVED) ► 1 pistol (no ammo) ► ammunition for different sorts of guns ► 1 sets of bedding (includes pillows, sheets, and blankets) ► 3 lighters ► 2 laptops (all charged) ► 1 laptop loaded w/ mindlessly trashy tv shows ► 4 cellphones (all charged) ► razorblades ► lots & lots of fire wood	► majijuana ► cocaine (short supply) ► salvia ► elephant creeper seeds (similar effects to LSD; when the LSA chemical is isolated. seeds are untreated at this time.) ► 6 jet inhalers ► psilocybin mushrooms (shrooms) ► synthesized morphine (made/supplied by sherlock) ► heroin (made/supplied by sherlock) ► methamphetamine (made/supplied by sherlock)	► 11 cartons of cigarettes (10 packs per carton) ► 2 crates of cigarettes. Yes, crates. ► 3 cartons menthol cigarettes ► 1 very large case of condoms ► 1 man-sized riding bouncy ball ► 79 unbroken beer bottles ► 78 coconuts ► 3 airplane oxygen masks ► 3 handheld gaming systems w/ knock off versions of various of arcade classics such as Pucman/Serpent/Comet ► 1 walkman (without batteries) ► wide variety of thread ► 9 mini bottles of lube ► porn mag [Fornax, turian issue] ► 3 impressive dildos ► plenty of pens/pencils/and other writing utensils ► ink ► 1 TV (oldschool, 50s set, nonfunctional without power) ► 1 desk golf set ► 5 packs of coffee ► 7 sketchbooks ► 4 quill pens ► 2 set of artist acrylics ► 10 paintbrushes (assorted sizes) ► 3 cans of spray paint (Redx2, Whitex1) ► 8 boxes of 20 Twinkies ► 12 boxes of cake mix (chocolate, angel food, white, yellow) ► 11 boxes of birthday candles, multi-colored ► 6 boxes of oreos ► 2 jars strawberry preserves ► 2 20lb bags of sugar ► 4 boxes of powder milk ► 6 frozen meals ► 1 filing cabinet ► 17 notebooks ► BOOKS (school books on varying subjects, except for history; an anthology of short stories; a few novels; some non-fiction field guides; etc) ► 4 six packs of "Swamp Water" (an odd, murky green alcohol that comes in silver cans with stickers on them labeling them as such) ► 1 24-packs of Mountain Dew: Code Red ► 1 copper necklace ► 7 boxes of mac n' cheese ► handpresso coffee maker ► 3 tins of gravy ► 2 jars of cranberry jam ► 3 clean towels
Let's Make a Deal @ the Trade Share Outpost.

Favors Owned to the TSO;
Kano: "Heist" w/ Concealing Eye
Nico: 1 Spell